Red Brands, 110 Pounds, and a Fucking Unicorn

Dead Ruffians Are Good Ruffians - Part 1 (Finished)

The session opens at the top of the initiative with HELLUVA crawling on the ceiling, She swings down and pierce one of the thug's chest, pumping poison directly into his ribcage, killing him painfully.

TAL shoots another bolt but misses.

A1 ruffian shoots at DWOMDIN but I use my new, crazy-ass tail to swap away the projectile and one of wounded thug uses the chaos to flee from the room.

On KEPESK's turn, the man-lizard fires an arrow through his target, pinning him to the wall This guy can be quite impressive...

With no enemies in sight, I quickly run into the room where the coward left but cannot find him. I yell in rage and let the adrenaline leave my veins. With the help of BLIX, we find the barrel where the last ruffian hides. I smash through the wooden frame with my maul and somehow kill him... Fuck! No way to question him now...

So, we quickly go through their shit and find a few pieces and some garnets. As usual, we immediately split the cash. While going around looking for interesting stuff, KEPESK takes the time to inspect a door that we ignored. It is locked.

Some Loot and Some Squeaking

Here, I redacted the boring part where I explained in details our exploration following our looting.

However, I cannot skip the part where BLIX thought he weighed under a hundred pounds... Bwah ha ha... It was SO funny to hear his little squeaking as he thought he was gonna fall down a pit trap he triggered himself. By my wife tiny tits, I will never forget his face.

After re-exploring a few rooms that we already visited, we finally arrived at the door that BLIX quickly investigated earlier, when we left the tunnels following our battle with the bugbears.

RESPIN finds it unlocked and opens it. Inside are five Red Brands waiting for us.

Dead Ruffians Are Good Ruffians - Part 2 (Ongoing)

Everybody is being his best as the battle begins, giving the thugs a rough time... Within the first few seconds, two are dead and most are already wounded in one way or another...

But the weirdest thing suddenly happens; a rainbow-colored horned unicorn appears in the middle of the room, adding to the chaos... The little rat HAS to have something to do with this...